CobaltShroom

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
king---stone
keepongaming

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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i wasn’t joking
gendersnaps

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

ghost-mantis
iamladyloki

C R Y I N G OMG

loki-cat

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

triggafiasco

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
 

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we-avenge-if-we-want-to

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

amarilloo

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

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prodigium-in-the-tardis

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

locaoverloki

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can’t forget these

onlywayoutisforgiveness

upatnightwiththestars

thestuffofstraws

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swiftwidget

And the Spider-Man voice actor read these in character. 

More than one!

straydogofanarchy

@shesellsseagulls

shesellsseagulls

I’VE NEVER heard them read by the voice actor I am CAcKLING

king---stone
thespacemaid

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

topsiders-tanlines

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

dear-tumb1r

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

former-fatty

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

frowningfoxbones

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

abitofgnome

HAPPY HALLOWEEN